I HATE BUGS

Bugs freak me out so much I can't even stand talking about them. They are even more scarier than a rabid reindeer on Christmas eve. If you guys see a bug, kill it. Don't put it back outside. Stomp it dead. If you put it back outside, it will just crawl and wiggle it's wayback in. It's a non-ending cycle unless you stomp it dead. If I see a spider crawling in my house, I scream like a six-year old girl watching the season finale of Barney and Friends. I can't stand those damn things.

A couple of weeks ago there was lightning bug in my room and I was home alone for the night. I slept downstairs on my couch because I could stand being in the same room with that god-awful insect. I had my dad kill it the next day. My worst fear is to have bugs take over our world.

Imagine them just crawling the streets so there's no where for you to walk...

Snack Day UPDATE

Alright folks, Mr. Kunkle shot down my snack ideas like Americans shot down Japanese planes in World War II. So we need to band together like a family and get him to agree with us. I mean we are the future of this world and what we say goes. So I need idea for snack day. I want Puppy Chow and Coke. Yeah, Chelsea I don't care if soda is bad for our teeth. It is still delicous and makes my skin tingle. Not many things in the world have the power to do that. If Mr. Kunkle still rejects our snack day plans, we have no choice but to revolt and take over the class. I, of course, would be the new teacher. After we overthrow Mr. Kunkle, snack day will be everyday and I will be crowned king of AP Composition.

The only rules I have about snack day is that there will be NO milk or beans. I don't like milk and Cody does not like beans. Now, if Mr. Kunkle accepts our fanstastic snack day plans, he will remain as teacher. I think we can all agree with that.

Snack is the future of AP Composition. Those who oppose will be put down.

Snack Day In AP Comp

We should have snack day in our AP Composition class or better snack week! Every snack day people would bring in snacks like puppy chow and fruit punch. I would get first choice of the foods because I am coordinating this of course.

Coke has to be a part of snack day. Coke is America's soda and since we are in America we should drink it like there's no tomorrow. Chips and salsa would also be a wonderful thing to have.

I don't know about you, but I would be so pysched to go to AP Comp if there was food. AND COKE.

How I Write

When I write, I tend to go on a rant, usually about stuff that people disagree with. I do that because I love arguing in words. It's so much fun, you should try it sometime. When I write, I have to have a loud environment to focus. If it's quiet I tend to day dream about stuff. When I write, I don't prepare at all. I just open up Microsoft Word and start pecking away like a woodpecker. Unlike a woodpecker, I am quiet when I type. This is probably the first time I have ever typed the word woodpecker.

When I write I don't use describing words because it usually makes the reader really bored. Adjectives are good at times but when a writer over uses them it becomes annoying. My topics are also something I feel strongly about. Like the war in Iraq or how people use the word "chill" to describe something.

When I write, it's mostly through texts, which means I don't spell anything right at all. It's not like anyone's going to judge me on how my texts appear.

That's how I write.