Whose Blogs Do I Read

I read and comment on blogs that have a title that actually explains what the blog is about. If you have a title that doesn't explain itself, I will pass over it like an antelope over grass.

If your blog is too long, I will not read it. I only have a certain amount of time to read blogs, and if yours is insanely long, you can forget about me leaving a fantastic comment.

If your blog has zero comments on it, I will not read it. Chances are if no one has bothered to comment on it, it is not very interesting, so why waste my time?

I will update this list as time goes on.

More Ideas For AP Comp (BEACH DAY)

As I sit here brainstorming more unique ideas for AP Comp, a brilliant idea comes to mind. Since the weather is getting colder outside and most of you are wearing parkas, I am starting to miss the sun and the warmth it generates. So, I am proposing that every Tuesday we have BEACH DAY!!! During beach day, you will be required to wear beach attire. For example, Kevin Frisch could walk into class with a big inflatable beach ball in his swim trunks. That would definetely get beach day started with BOOM BOOM BANG!

I have a feeling that this idea won't be as popular as my other brilliant ones. Still, I will start beach day!

The Things We Carry

The Things We Carry is one of the most wonderful and in depth book I have ever come across. I gotta thank Mr. Kunkle for actually allowing us to read a good book during school. In the past, we have to read god-awful boring books like Whirligig. I mean seriously, that was such a terrible book I vomitted everytime I looked at the cover. But this book, however, is a fantastic well-written novel.

In fact, on Friday night I am going to go straight home and read it!!!!

Class Discussions on the Floor

Alright, I don't know about you guys, but I honestly cannot sit in a cold metal chair for 90 minutes talking about essays. That is why I think we should have our discussions on the floor. Just think about the possibilities that await us! We could sit in a circle, a square, or even a triangle!!! Laying on the floor would make me much more modest and comfortable. (I just used five words that start with M in a row!)

If we laid on the floor, my mind would no longer be focused on getting comfortable. It would be focused on the discussion! It's basically a win-win for everyone. Oh, and while sitting on the floor, eat PUPPY CHOW!

The Essays We Read In This Class

The essays we read in this class are too old. Over 3/4 of the essays we read in this class are from like 1750. Seriously, I already have a history class where I have to read this stuff. Why can't we read about current stuff that actually effect us. I mean seriously, this class would be so much more interesting if we read about significant stuff.

Words

Words. Words. Words. This blog is about words. There are so many out there. Can you count them all? No you can't because there are just so many out there. Who invented words? Why can't I invent a word. You know what I'm going to. Gloombile. The definition of Gloombile is the process of being gloomy while being in an automobile. Don't worry ladies and gentleman, this word will catch on. So the next time your acting all gloomy while in an automobile, use the word gloombile.

When were words invented and by who? I want the responsibility of inventing words. So, from now on, I own the title of "Justin Schultz: Word Maker." I will not be responding to the name Justin anymore. It's Word Maker.