Alright folks, Mr. Kunkle shot down my snack ideas like Americans shot down Japanese planes in World War II. So we need to band together like a family and get him to agree with us. I mean we are the future of this world and what we say goes. So I need idea for snack day. I want Puppy Chow and Coke. Yeah, Chelsea I don't care if soda is bad for our teeth. It is still delicous and makes my skin tingle. Not many things in the world have the power to do that. If Mr. Kunkle still rejects our snack day plans, we have no choice but to revolt and take over the class. I, of course, would be the new teacher. After we overthrow Mr. Kunkle, snack day will be everyday and I will be crowned king of AP Composition.
The only rules I have about snack day is that there will be NO milk or beans. I don't like milk and Cody does not like beans. Now, if Mr. Kunkle accepts our fanstastic snack day plans, he will remain as teacher. I think we can all agree with that.
Snack is the future of AP Composition. Those who oppose will be put down.
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SNACKS ARE A REALLY GOOD IDEA justin.
ReplyDeletei think ihaving a snack would fuel our brains to a better understanding of the things we learn in this class. i enjoy your writing also (:
I didn't know that you felt so strongly about the need for a snack day. I think having a snack day is a good idea as well. I don't know how well a revolt will work, but it is always left as an option to get a snack day.
ReplyDeleteUhhh oh. I think Mr. Kunkle better accept your terms of agreement because I don't think I want you as our teacher.
ReplyDeleteAnd as a side note, what else does make your skin tingle?
I too would enjoy a snack day every week. The Gardettos I pick up before this block. In fact, I'm starving right now.
ReplyDeleteWhy thamk you Karin. I'm glad you enjoy my writing Karin. And Kevin, don't worry, we'll think of something.
ReplyDeleteThis reputation as being a fascist snack hater is completely undeserved. I've been slandered: I like snacks as much as the next guy (although I, on principal, always side with the revolutionaries. Maybe I'll deny snack day just to get a full-scale coup d'etat going. That would be fun to watch).
ReplyDeleteMy suggestion: send around a sign up sheet for people to indicate when they'll be bringing snacks. Maybe Friday can be snack day-- it'd go well with student presentations.
For the record, I like beans just fine.
I agree! NO MILK! That is my contribution to this issue.
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